Once up on a Valentines Day...
Timmy: Daddy Daddy...
Dad: Yes Timmy !
Timmy: Daddy, I've got an assignment to write for school. Will you help me? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dad: Oh ! Okay !! What's yr assignment on?
Timmy: Love !
Dad: Wow ! You have an assignment on it ? In my days, the teachers were against our er... assignments ;)
Timmy: No Dad, we are supposed to write something on the meaning of love...its Valentines day, na !
Dad: Love...hmm lemme see !
Timmy: wait..wait... Lemme write it down... :)
Dad: Love... Love is about Lies !
Timmy: Lies ???
Dad: You see, Timmy... All my life, i have said lies in love & i've found it to be the best gift you can give a person.
Timmy: How, Dad?
Dad: Well, the first time i met yr was for a Valentines day 7 yrs ago. She was not the hottest of chicks in college, if you know wt i mean...
Timmy: Hot chick ?
Dad: You get it in due time, son... ;)
Anyways... i saw this cute girl standing at a corner of the dance floor. I heard one of my friends say that she couldn't get any date for the party.
So here i was, cursing my luck as my date's grandmom expired n that left me in the same predicament ?
Timmy: Pedica ??
Dad: Predicament...means..eh, problem !
Timmy: Oh...
Dad: So i went upto yr Mom n told her.."Hey, How come such a beautiful lady like you does not have all the guys crooning over you?"
Now, i knew very well that even i wouldn't have asked her to dance if i had a choice, but it was that one little lie that got us together !
Timmy: But Dad, aint it bad to lie ?
Dad: Son, sometimes you have to lie to make the ppl you love happy !
Every Valentines day after that, i used to tell yr mom that she was the most beautiful girl in the whole world.
Now yes, i think she's cute & pretty in a special kind of way, but you tell me...Do you think she has the legs of Sharon Stone and the figure of Alicia Silverstone ?
Timmy: Eh... I dont know any of these stones, dad !
Dad: Hmm.. ok...Lets just say that yr mom was just an ordinary Wilma from the Flintstones !
Timmy: I know Wilma ! I know Wilma !!
Dad: Hehe... & then again...
When yr mom was pregnant with you... she used to ask me every day how she looked ? Did she look fat ?
Now frankly, she had gained about 30-40 pounds... & was always in one of her moods..
But i'd tell her.."Nooooooooooooo Honey, you are glowing ! You look fabulous !!
Now if i told her she looked like a fat cow, it would have hurt her !
Timmy: Ya...
Dad: So you see son...Love is when you say those little lies to keep someone happy !
ok... i've gotta go now... All the best with yr assignment...
Timmy: Bye Dad !
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Timmy: Love means lying ??? Maybe i'll ask Mom
Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Timmy: Mom..Mom... i have an assignment for school...you will help me, na !
Mom: Timmy, you know i'v to go out with daddy in another 1/2 hr
Timmy: Pleaseeeeeeeee Mommy !
Mom: ok...Timmy. wts the topic ?
Timmy: Eh... Love !
Mom: Love...Love is about knowing the goodness of a person's heart, honey !
Timmy: Goodness of heart ? huh ?
Mom: Its like this...
When i was in college, yr Dad used to tell me i should be inhollywood hollywood
& when i was pregnant, i used to look so fat i looked like Santa Claus ! But yr Dad would say i was looked weak n would feed me everything he could find !
His lies were so dumb, i even thought i had married a stupid...but the truth is that this stupid cared enough to lie...just to make me happy !
Timmy: But... he was lying, rt ?
Mom: Well honey...he was just being a guy !
& i knew everytime that he was lying to me... but every single time, i also knew that he said those lies coz he loved me !
Timmy: Hmm...
Mom: Ok honey... i'v to go get ready now. byeeeee
........................
Assignment
Topic : Love
Author : Timmy
Love... When someone lies to you n you smile... coz you know the person cares enough for yr happyness to lie to you !!!
The End
Timmy: Daddy Daddy...
Dad: Yes Timmy !
Timmy: Daddy, I've got an assignment to write for school. Will you help me? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dad: Oh ! Okay !! What's yr assignment on?
Timmy: Love !
Dad: Wow ! You have an assignment on it ? In my days, the teachers were against our er... assignments ;)
Timmy: No Dad, we are supposed to write something on the meaning of love...its Valentines day, na !
Dad: Love...hmm lemme see !
Timmy: wait..wait... Lemme write it down... :)
Dad: Love... Love is about Lies !
Timmy: Lies ???
Dad: You see, Timmy... All my life, i have said lies in love & i've found it to be the best gift you can give a person.
Timmy: How, Dad?
Dad: Well, the first time i met yr was for a Valentines day 7 yrs ago. She was not the hottest of chicks in college, if you know wt i mean...
Timmy: Hot chick ?
Dad: You get it in due time, son... ;)
Anyways... i saw this cute girl standing at a corner of the dance floor. I heard one of my friends say that she couldn't get any date for the party.
So here i was, cursing my luck as my date's grandmom expired n that left me in the same predicament ?
Timmy: Pedica ??
Dad: Predicament...means..eh, problem !
Timmy: Oh...
Dad: So i went upto yr Mom n told her.."Hey, How come such a beautiful lady like you does not have all the guys crooning over you?"
Now, i knew very well that even i wouldn't have asked her to dance if i had a choice, but it was that one little lie that got us together !
Timmy: But Dad, aint it bad to lie ?
Dad: Son, sometimes you have to lie to make the ppl you love happy !
Every Valentines day after that, i used to tell yr mom that she was the most beautiful girl in the whole world.
Now yes, i think she's cute & pretty in a special kind of way, but you tell me...Do you think she has the legs of Sharon Stone and the figure of Alicia Silverstone ?
Timmy: Eh... I dont know any of these stones, dad !
Dad: Hmm.. ok...Lets just say that yr mom was just an ordinary Wilma from the Flintstones !
Timmy: I know Wilma ! I know Wilma !!
Dad: Hehe... & then again...
When yr mom was pregnant with you... she used to ask me every day how she looked ? Did she look fat ?
Now frankly, she had gained about 30-40 pounds... & was always in one of her moods..
But i'd tell her.."Nooooooooooooo Honey, you are glowing ! You look fabulous !!
Now if i told her she looked like a fat cow, it would have hurt her !
Timmy: Ya...
Dad: So you see son...Love is when you say those little lies to keep someone happy !
ok... i've gotta go now... All the best with yr assignment...
Timmy: Bye Dad !
............................
Timmy: Love means lying ??? Maybe i'll ask Mom
Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Timmy: Mom..Mom... i have an assignment for school...you will help me, na !
Mom: Timmy, you know i'v to go out with daddy in another 1/2 hr
Timmy: Pleaseeeeeeeee Mommy !
Mom: ok...Timmy. wts the topic ?
Timmy: Eh... Love !
Mom: Love...Love is about knowing the goodness of a person's heart, honey !
Timmy: Goodness of heart ? huh ?
Mom: Its like this...
When i was in college, yr Dad used to tell me i should be in
& when i was pregnant, i used to look so fat i looked like Santa Claus ! But yr Dad would say i was looked weak n would feed me everything he could find !
His lies were so dumb, i even thought i had married a stupid...but the truth is that this stupid cared enough to lie...just to make me happy !
Timmy: But... he was lying, rt ?
Mom: Well honey...he was just being a guy !
& i knew everytime that he was lying to me... but every single time, i also knew that he said those lies coz he loved me !
Timmy: Hmm...
Mom: Ok honey... i'v to go get ready now. byeeeee
........................
Assignment
Topic : Love
Author : Timmy
Love... When someone lies to you n you smile... coz you know the person cares enough for yr happyness to lie to you !!!
The End
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