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Tagged again!

I realized I have been serious in my blog recently. But all I could think was serious stuff :) But then I never could think of something light to write.. SAD!! seriously... So I resigned to a tag thing! Here it goes...

I am: a bit confused.

I think: I am losing my mind here!
I know: that I am God’s biggest mistake!
I want: to go home right now!
I have: been thinking something… Hmmm…
I wish: for more wishes!
I hate: a few people in my life, but can’t really help it! 
I miss: being in love!
I fear: slimy insects!
I feel: the urge to scream out loud…
I hear: deafening silence!
I smell: (right now) coffee!
I crave: for thayir sadam, manga urugai, chicken briyani, thalcha, home made ayira meen kozhambu! nothing better!
I search: for the one who shall remain forever.
I wonder: if I can finish my work in time today…
I regret: not being able to hold on to her!
I love: the smell of rain in summer.
I ache: when I twist my body in an awkward angle!
I care: not one bit for the political jerks in the world! 
I am not: a religious guy!
I believe: I can fly!
I dance: when I am high!  (which is never)
I sing: in the bathroom and while riding the bike!
I cry: not…
I don’t always: tell the truth!

I fight: with myself a lot!
I write: to please the Reader! (remember, I'm one too! :) )
I win: always!
I lose: never!
I never: lose! 
I always: try not to repeat myself!
I listen: very well…seriously!
I can usually be found: online!
I am scared: of my own shadow! It’s a very powerful piece of dark magic!
I need: to be constantly reminded of my own mortality!
I am happy about: what I am!

Amazing Facts

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:
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SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
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SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)
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HER BIRTHDAY
You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)
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A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
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ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
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COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks
like a concerned __expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
Now what chance do you have???


Pass it on to the poor fellas for info !

I Will

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Ambani.

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani was planning to buy IDBI bank.

this shows nothing is impossible...

now in 2009, HDFC bank rejected loan for me...

but in 2020, I'm planning to....
;;; ;;;;;;

Apply for loan again!